CDR Singles Club Year Two (CDRSCY2!)
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We here at Columbus Discount Records are pleased as we could be to announce CDRSCY2!
That's right, the goons that brung you the winner of last year's "Grand Champion Singles Club of The World" award* have decided, once again, that spending time with their loved ones, having anything resembling free time, or getting a full night's sleep without waking up in a cold sweat panicking about pressing plant deadlines and missing parcels is no comparison to the joy and fun that you told us you get from our record o' the month club.
Here's the list of records (in no particular order) you'll get if you subscribe!
Bassholes
Electric Bunnies
Deathly Fighter
Tyvek
Dead Clodettes
Outer Spacist
Hue Blanc's Joyless Ones
Cheveu
Puffy Areolas
Jakob Olausson
Necropolis
Harrisburg Players, Vol. 2
Oh, and one of those records (we ain't sayin' which) is gonna be a 12" single instead of a 7" and there could always be more spooktacular surprises in store.** This time, there will be a total of 400 subscriptions available and the first record will ship in October, the month after CDRSCY1! is complete.
Below, you will have find pricing information and a link to paypal buttons so that you can subscribe to the thing.
Feel free to write us at info at columbusdiscountrecords dot com with any questions.
Fangs!
Columbus Discount Records
*not real
**suprises are often scary and not always pleasant
PRICING
Option 1 (one record a month for 12 months) is $89. It's a bit more than expensive than last year because shipping costs have gone up and one of this year's records is a 12" which costs a bit more to ship.
Option 2 (quarterly shipments of 3 records) is $79. See above for the reasons for the nominal price increase.
Option 3 no longer exists. This wildly unpopular option is defunct.
Local Pickup is $64. This is only 4 more dollars than last year because you don't have to give the stinking USPS a dime. Every month we'll have a little pickup party somewhere in Columbus and you can come there and get your record. Special consideration will be considered for invalids and weed shut-ins.
Here's a little price breakdown:
Option 1 - $89 // 7.42 per record - shipped
Option 2 - $79 // 6.58 per record - shipped
Local Pickup - $64 // 5.33 record - not shipped
International Customers, your paypal button is for the $64 base price. You will recieve an e-mail with an invoice for the shipping costs to your particular region o' the globe within a couple of days. Keep in mind, you won't get your records 'til you pay them shipping costs.
Ok, now we here at Columbus DISCOUNT Records know that times are tough, so we are offering an installment plan. Or layaway, as they call it at the Kmarts. You can break your payment up into 3 installments (
$29.67 each installment for Opt. 1,
$26.34 each installment for Opt. 2,
$21.34 for locals
),
the latter two you can make any time between now and October, when the first record ships. Just click the "First Installment" button for option you want and we will send you an email with the paypal buttons for the second and third installments. Now, if you don't make your payments by October, we'll refund your money and sell the records to somebody else.
Next year, we will offer a credit card. The year after that, we'll just be a bank and not put out records anymore. The year after that, we hope to be beheaded in the Great American Cultural Revolution.
The buttons for purchase are in the right column...
PURCHASE
option 1 full: $89
// 7.42 per record - shipped
option 1 first installment :
// $29.67 each installment for Opt. 1